I had it all planned out - hand outs showing Peta’s shelter kill rate, a big bucket of fake blood, some nifty signs, and a group of us willing to chant “hey, hey P-E-T-A, how many pets did you kill today?”.

Sadly for us, their ‘protest’ ending up being a sternly worded letter to the editor bemoaning how cruel it is to force groundhogs to predict spring.

Another opportunity for social change, lost forever.

Pai, I have to admit that there’s a compelling argument to be made that I — and the rest of us — would be better off by not mentioning PETA at all. Complaining about them or poking fun at them affords them more oxygen (remembering PT Barnum’s axiom that all publicity is good publicity), and I’d rather not give them the exposure if I can help it. That said, BadRap’s piece was just too good to ignore. But trying to find logic in PETA’s stances? Labor lost. “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown”.

So now it’s ‘Pit Bulls’ stealing homes from ‘more deserving’ animals instead of purebreds? Or does PETA just plug a new ‘enemy of shelter dogs’ into that catchphrase whenever they need to vilify another group of people/animals?

What’s good for the goose….

What a bunch of morons.