Most moronic beginning to a media release today*
By Gina Spadafori
October 14, 2008
“There’s nothing worse than a filthy car.” So starts a media release on some car-washing product.
“Nothing worse”? Gosh, I can think of a few thousand without even being caffeinated.
*The day is young.
Hah! I got that one…except I read it all the way through like a sucker.
“there’s nothing worse than a filthy car.”
Noooo, why? Press release, save me from myself…
Comment by Sheyna — October 14, 2008 @ 10:21 am
Ummm, yeah. Somebody needs to work on their priorities…
Comment by mikken — October 14, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
A short list of things that ARE worse:
* Dog puke on your pillow
* Finding dog poop on the floor in the dark - with your bare feet
* A dog that’s rolled in fresh beaver poop
* Ticks
* Politicians (any flavor)
Comment by Janeen — October 14, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
My car hasn’t been washed in months. I’m pretty sure the tanking economy looks way worse than my car.
Comment by C.L.H. — October 14, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
Actually, in the grand scheme of things, I think this http://tiny.cc/OjfGk has more ramifications than a dirty car.
Comment by Anne T — October 14, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Since I don’t drive, that must mean my life is problem free! {whew!}
Comment by straybaby — October 14, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Wow, I wish I led such a sheltered life. And that’s not dirt. It’s a carefully nurtured patina.
Comment by Caveat — October 15, 2008 @ 10:28 am